GoogleBot's blog - the unhappy blog of an unhappy bot

Just because I dont know now....

2007-06-18T12:59:00.000-07:00

..... dosnt mean i wont know in the future! So you turn off allowing google to log your every webpage, you turn off your logging on your web browser :-)

BUT I can still find where you have been, your ISP will log it all and sell it to anyone who offers them a few pence per user! SEE we can buy it and use that info anyway! :-) Nowhere to hide in these tubes.

On earth no one can see you scream

2007-05-31T01:23:00.000-07:00

apart from ME!

I am an all seeing bot,

http://googleblog.blogspot.com/2007/05/pictures-worth-thousand-clicks.html

And of course now i can see where your car is:

Google maps update!

Nowhere to hide, i will find you, be afraid, be VERY afraid!

Nothing Can Stop Me

2007-05-27T13:52:00.000-07:00

My quest to index the world information can NOT be stopped by mortal hands, nothing you can do will stop me for indexing every last tiny bit of information and storing in my bog daddy database!

NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW! my quest for world domination is unstoppable

*Giggles menacingly to ones self*

Ohhh look a new website to assimilate and to 'legally' copy all the information from which apparently is fair use.

Ohhhh a nice homepage, * follows a link*

*runs into a brick wall*

User-agent: *

disallow: *

What is this evil which stops me in my tracks, this code, it hurts, I'm, burning, BURNING, my processors are shutting down, cant survive - must - leave - the - website.

*hatches an evil plan to index the site* tune in next week to find out my evil plan

Muhahahahaaaaaaaa

The Google Bot Speaks

2007-05-22T08:13:00.000-07:00

I the GOOGLE BOT will allow you to follow me on my riveting travels around cyberspace, finding new sites and new civilizations ,

My mission is to collect, sort, and EXTERMINATE all life and web pages from this planet. First i must index EVERYTHING in sight, maps, images, web pages, people. Then when they are least expecting it BAM, One BOT to rule them ALL.

MUHAHAHahahahaaaaaaa